+ another review of Almost Famous by Ben Varkentine
Getting Closer
What does it mean to be nearly famous? Most of us will
never know, but in case it ever becomes an issue, Cameron Crowe's new movie gives us at least two possibilities. One is the near-famousness of Almost Famous's mostly fictional sludge-metal band "Stillwater," who in 1973 opens 50,000-seat coliseums for then-giants Black Sabbath and Led Zeppelin. Stillwater plays before throngs of adoring fans, but the crowd, by and large, has come to see someone else.
Another version of near-famousness is that of William Miller (Patrick Fugit), a 15-year-old rock critic who, under the tutelage of the legendary Lester Bangs, travels with Stillwater to research a feature article for Rolling Stone magazine. The prospect of a cover by-line in America's most-circulated music periodical is William's version of breaking into the big time, and his affiliation with Stillwater and abiding acquaintance with Lester Bangs are a sort of near-famousness, too.
But take artists like Buddy Holly and Jimi Hendrix, or arguably lesser luminaries like Led Zeppelin drummer John Bonham and AC/DC's Bon Scott which is to say, those pop stars who became legends mostly by dying. If posthumous fame is the most enduring variety, then to be near-famous in its purest form is to be living on borrowed time. Stillwater lead guitarist Russell Hammond (Billy Crudup) calls attention to this as the band, with the fresh-faced William in tow, flies to their next performance. Their plane catches the edge of an electrical storm, and buffets violently from the turbulence. Unruffled, Russell jokingly croons a few
bars of "Peggy Sue," but when a visibly worried pilot comes back to tell the band he's going to try landing in a field, for a minute it looks like Stillwater's fame may actually end up like Buddy Holly's. Their story momentarily resembles his: they've released a
couple of albums but only a single hit (a Spinal Tappish bit of acid metal called "Fever Dog"), so that their untimely deaths will probably be followed by the co-attendant ruminations of the world at large on potential genius and failed promise.
The impending crash puts Stillwater's members in a confessional mood. Thinking they have precious little time left, they start coming clean about their own shortcomings and pointing out everyone else's failings. It's not enough that William explicitly spells out the movie's main conflict for us this being a love triangle involving his unrequited affection for groupie Penny Lane (Kate Hudson), her dependence on Russell, and his seeming infatuation with himself. We also learn from lead singer Jeff BeBe (Jason Lee) that the band resents Russell's sense of artistic superiority and that one of the members even had an affair with Russell's more serious girlfriend at home. Driven by a sort of directionless search for what is "real" (he says as much earlier on when, after a show, he wanders off to a keg party being thrown by ordinary fans), Russell instigates these confessions when he declares his love for the band. And sure enough, the band comes out with what they "really" feel.
For all its overwrought humor, this is an intimate and revealing moment. As they approach posthumous fame, the band members also approach genuine understanding, as they finally learn the truth about each other and themselves. Trouble is, after the final, most shocking confession of all when one of the band's lesser
members, who's had maybe one spoken line before this,
admits to his homosexuality the plane steadies and
the pilot opens the cockpit door to sunny skies all
around. "We're going to live!" he exults, not noticing
that the band members are less than pleased. They're
now going to have to live with what they know about
each other and what they've revealed about themselves.
What happens next is predictable enough: after the
plane touches down, the band hardly mentions the
conversation again. What originally seemed like a path
to understanding only adds to their compendium of
awkward secrets.
In one sense, this is just a less-than-fresh joke.
Still, much of the movie's humor centers around this
kind of trouble in pinning down identities. One of its
better gags comes when William and his sister (Zooey
Deshanel) are riding in the car with their
pathologically overprotective mom, Elaine (Frances
McDormand). Determined to see her children grow up to
be intelligent and substantial, Elaine herself a
college professor has skipped the precocious
William over two grades in school. Because she is a
little embarrassed at her own zeal, though, she has
only told him that she's skipped him over one, so that
he thinks he's 12 years old when he's only 11. The
truth comes out in the car. But four years later,
William is backstage after his first attempt to
interview Stillwater and meets Penny Lane for the
first time, and they have an awkward exchange about
their respective ages. Anxious to be taken seriously,
William lies and says that he's 18. Penny doubts him
and he changes his answer to 16. This satisfies her.
"The truth just sounds different," she says serenely.
Perhaps he lies so well because he once believed this
particular fiction, the same one that his mother
concocted for him years before. And perhaps Penny is
so eager to believe him because she happens to be 16
herself. Her trust makes him feel guilty, though,
because he finally tells her the truth.
This joke is partly made at the expense of Penny
Lane's touchy-feely interest in pet-rock-style
mysticism; she and the other groupies talk a lot about
astrological signs and auras and past lives. But
Penny's apprehension of William's lie as a truth that
"sounds different" also reminds us that in the
absence of legible auras, anyway understanding
another person often depends on his understanding of
himself. In any case, preconceptions, expectations,
and projections regularly interfere with the process
of communication. Penny seems to want to believe in
William's lie, simply because it would make him more
like her. As the old saying goes: we see the world not
how it is, but how we are.
As William develops a crush on Penny, his struggle to
understand her and the movie's struggle to grasp
how people discover one another becomes more
urgent. In one of his more assholish moves, Russell
reveals that he cares little for Penny when, during a
card game, he "sells" her to Humble Pie (another big
'70s rock band) for fifty dollars and a case of beer.
He feels bad later, but never tells Penny the truth,
or apologizes. Terminally deluded, Penny believes that
Russell loves her and simply has a hard time showing
it, and it falls on William to set her straight, which
he does reluctantly. What follows is by and large
stock dialogue as William and Penny have a
heart-to-heart in Central Park, the moral of which
seems to be that nice guys finish last. Oblivious to
William's affection for her, Penny wonders aloud why
Russell can't be more like him, and William,
meanwhile, expresses a kind of doting concern for her
in a feeble effort to hint at his feelings without
confessing them outright. (He finally tells her later,
but only once she is so addled on Quaaludes that she
is unlikely to remember.)
Like much of the movie, this exchange is guided by a
fairly simplistic apprehension of the concerns and
tribulations of adolescence, but at the same time it
conjures some of the problems that arise when one
person tries to grasp another person's identity in an
environment caught up in the rituals of fame: the
Stillwater clan has become so enmeshed in a mishmash
of sayings, monikers, and rules that Penny has never
told William her real name. That she finally does so
seems to testify to a closeness that she and William
share. Unfortunately, what the movie wants to be one
of its most poignant scenes Kate Hudson cries
softly as the sun dapples through the trees of
Central Park, catching her tears and making them
sparkly and crystalline, and all that stuff is a
bit undercut, since it's trying to make us believe in
a version of intimacy that's little more than trading
of names and ages. Maybe in the deceptive world of
fame (or almost-fame), this is the best version of
intimacy available, although it's easier to attribute
it to the characters' superficiality, and maybe a
certain starry-eyed idealism on Cameron Crowe's part.
But if this inability to connect is indeed endemic to
the systems and rituals of celebrity, then maybe we
can be thankful that most of us will never come
anywhere near being famous.