Just What the Doctor Ordered
Maybe I'm just ready for a laugh, no, desperate for
one, now that hell has opened up before our eyes, and
that has made me a sucker for anyone coming down the
pike with a comedy. But I think NBC's new sitcom,
Scrubs, is truly funny, an irreverent, witty
twist on the solemn hospital drama. It challenges
those expectations generated by E.R.,
concerning hospitals populated with larger-than-life
doctors, and begs us not to take it all so seriously.
It might seem like this isn't the best time for
Scrubs to make its debut, since so many pundits
have declared that "irony is dead" and there is a new
interest in supporting American institutions. But I
think this may be the time when we need a good-natured
satire all the more.
Scrubs focuses on three newly minted doctors
serving as interns in a large hospital in an
undisclosed location. The problem they face is that
med school doesn't really prepare new doctors for the
real world, full of real live patients. All the
book-learning isn't enough when confronted with the
long hours, hectic pace, and discovery that the
support staff doesn't cater to interns.
John Dorian (Zach Braff, The Broken Hearts
Club) is an intern so green he needs to be mowed
twice a week. He has high expectations about serving
the greater good and believes that the staff should be
devoted to helping him become a great doctor. He has a
small problem, though: he can't bring himself to
perform any procedures that involve cutting,
puncturing, suturing or injecting patients. The nurses
cover for him, but how long can that last? They feel
sorry for him because is he so skittish. They take to
calling him "Bambi," apparently because he freezes at
critical moments, like a deer in headlights. Part of
the humor is generated by our anxiety at seeing this
young man so out of control. But we're sympathetic to
J.D., because he seems like a nice guy.
We're also inclined to sympathize with his sense of
dislocation: the hospital looks like a foreign world.
The doctors he expects to be mentors would rather die
then hear his personal problems. The chief of
medicine, Dr. Bob Kelso (Ken Jenkins), who seems to be
so warm and fuzzy, orders him to turn away patients
without insurance, and sometimes speaks with the voice
of Satan. Scrubs offers up the boss to our
hostility, playing on our suspicions that our own
bosses are Satanic, and letting us laugh at the guy
who has the power to make our work lives hell.
J.D. searches for someone to help him navigate this
Byzantine institution and discovers a "mentor" in Dr.
Phil Cox (John G. McGinley), who offers the following
advice: "If you push around a stiff, no one will ask
you to do anything." Clearly, Dr. Cox doesn't want to
be a mentor and certainly doesn't want J.D. following
him around like a lost puppy. Instead, he orders the
interns to leave him alone and smacks them when they
don't. Maybe he cares what happens to them, but he
doesn't want anyone to know that.
J.D.'s best friend, Chris Turk (Donald Faison,
Felicity), seems to be coping so much better
with their new situation that J.D. finds himself a bit
jealous. While J.D. is running from pages and hiding
in closets, Turk "is learning by doing," cutting,
poking, and defibrillating with gusto. Turk is
"surgical," part of an elite group of doctors
motivated by cockiness, bravado, and a "god-complex."
Poor J.D. is just "medical," and apparently not nearly
the man Turk is. In fact, the first episode begins
with J.D. thinking to himself, "I'm the man," with the
next 30 minutes devoted to disabusing him of that
conceit.
How do we know what J.D. is thinking? First-person
narration. We often see and hear events from J.D.'s
point of view, which reveals the fears and anxieties
often hidden from others. When he wants to tell Turk
how he feels about their crazy new schedules, he
thinks, "Just tell him how you feel without sounding
like a girl for once." But hapless J.D. only blurts
out, "I miss you so much, it hurts sometimes." Poor
J.D. will never be manly enough, he'll never measure
up to George Clooney.
If you don't like fantasy scenes and you don't want to
hear the main character's thoughts, you are not going
to like this show. But if you do, you will love the
juxtaposition between what J.D. thinks about doing and
what he actually does. One of J.D.'s recurring
fantasies involves his fellow intern, Elliot Reid
(Sarah Chalke, Roseanne). When J.D. considers
asking her out, we cut to their wedding, with Sarah
awash in joy, and then to them breathless after wild
sex. When he thinks they may be "friends" forever, the
scene cuts to him entering the "Friend Zone," a room
populated by all the geeks who wanted to date Sarah
and failed. J.D.'s hopes are macho fairy tales and the
fantasy sequences create humorous tension between his
desires and reality, the "Friend Zone."
Scrubs' sight gags are good too: J.D. asks the
hospital's lawyer a "what if" question, and the lawyer
starts sweating, shaking, and grabbing for his
tranquilizers, while begging J.D. to tell him he
didn't kill somebody. Representing the hospital's
extreme fear of lawsuits, this lawyer is a far cry
from the aggressive go-getters of The Practice.
The human body -- whether sweating or in some other
state of duress -- is repeatedly a source of humor: it
is not a holy temple to be saved at all costs, but a
source of unexpected grossness. As Turk outs it, in
front of a patient, "The human body is so disgusting."
When Turk shows J.D. how to set up a drain, he pokes a
patient in the stomach, then runs off when fluid
squirts out. While the show is chock full of slapstick
and exaggerated sound effects, a notable absence is
the laugh track. What a relief not to hear canned
laughter covering up a lame joke.
Likely, some of this comedy is going to run afoul of
viewers who have had the medical problems it lampoons
or have seen loved ones treated callously by the
medical profession and find the portrayal too close to
home, but that I think is the point of the show. It is
funny because it refuses to glamorize the medical
profession. Some doctors are jerks, some are good
people. Some get burned out and some create elaborate
defenses to stay sane while dealing with death and
suffering. J.D.'s problem is figuring out which is
which, while staying true to his idealism.
A satire of the medical system, Scrubs doesn't
present doctors as heroes and suggests that, yes, your
insurance company is out to screw you. If the
explosive growth of alternative medicine is any
indication, anti-medical establishment feelings are
growing in the U.S. Remember how the audience cheered
when, in As Good As It Gets, Helen Hunt
lambasted her HMO? That's the kind of sentiment this
show is counting on. Otherwise, how could the creators
get away with doctors who chat over recently deceased
patients, focus on the bottom line, jockey to improve
their careers, all the while avoiding human contact as
much as possible? This ain't ER.